Ron White Tickets

Career Highlights

It was not overnight that Ron White became a star. He faced a lot of struggles to make his mark. He started out by playing gigs at local clubs and parties. This went on for many years until he got the chance to work with well known comedians such as Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy.  He gained further attention when he authored the book I Had the Right to remain Silent… But I Didn’t. It made it to the New York Times’ best-seller list.

Ron White was a part of the iconic Blue Collar Comedy Tour in which he travelled alongside top-notch comedians Foxworthy, Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. The tour grossed revenue of over $15 million, bringing White the stardom he truly deserved. He went on to make cameo appearances on Blue Collar TV in 2005. He also appeared as a celebrity judge on a number of episodes of the much acclaimed show The Gong Show with Dave Attell.

Over the course of his career, White has treated the fans with several hit comedy albums. Among the most prominent of these are Drunk in Public, A Little Unprofessional and You Can’t Fix Stupid.

Famous Funny Quotes

Known for his terrific wit and comic timing, Ron White is particularly famous for his catchy one-liners. Among many of them is “People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.” Another of his most famous and funny quotes is “You can’t fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.”

Awards & Honors

Over the course of his career in the industry, Ron White has received a number of honors. His first comedy album to be nominated for a Grammy Award was A Little Unprofessional. The Armed Forces Foundation presented him with the Patriot Award in 2009. Also, because he was born in the state of Texas, the day April 27 was officially declared ‘Ron White Day.’

If You’d Quit Listening…I'd Shut Up

In 2018, Ron ‘Tater Salad’ released his debut original stand-up Netflix special. Titled If You’d Quit Listening…I’d Shut Up it turned out to be a humungous success. His classic storytelling style and witty humor had the audience in fits of laughter.

On Tour

The comedian has decided to hit the road again in 2020. It will have him perform in multiple cities across North America. If you wish to catch him live, don’t wait another moment to book Ron White tickets.

Ron White tickets for Sober Since Tomorrow Tour

Grammy-nominated standup comedian Ron White will embark on a US tour, titled, Sober Since Tomorrow Tour soon. The trek comes in support of his recent Netflix special 'If You Quit Listening, I’ll Shut Up'. The man they call Tater Salad will hit the road on May 7th in Minneapolis and the trek culminates on November 20th. White will be giving shows in Columbia, Nashville, Biloxi, Scottsdale, Ottumwa, Springfield, Bensalem, Grand Rapids, St. Louis, Austin and Columbus. This is your chance to enjoy his Scotch-drinking antics and his all new observations, interesting stories, and funny punch lines, live and in person.  But be sure to get Ron White tickets before they are all sold out. No one will want to miss the chance to see one of America’s top grossing comedians when he takes the stage to entertain his fans and with the pandemic everyone needs laughter therapy more than ever. So be there.

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